absentlyhere's starship

Galatic News Update: Emergency Edition! Attention to all crew members of the S.S. Lost Cause piloted by Captain Absent - this is your mandatory, non-optional, highly urgent, definitely serious ship-wide announcement. First the good news: the coffee machine in the break room has been fixed! The bad news: it was fixed using parts from the oxygen filtration system, so, you know... breathe responsibly. In unrelated news, if anyone sees a small, round, slightly glowing creature scuttling through the vents, do NOT feed it. Turns out, it wasn't a lost space pet but rather an unidentified alien life form that may... or may not... have the ability to control electrical systems, which mightttt explain why the artificial gravity has been flickering on and off all morning. (If you’re still floating, please refrain from spinning dramatically - it’s making the security cameras dizzy.) Also, whoever left an entire pizza in the airlock, please report to Captain Absent immediately. Not only did the sudden ejection of a pepperoni-based projectile nearly take out a passing satellite, but space command is now questioning our use of vital resources. Finally, the ship’s AI would like to remind everyone that referring to it as "Trash Can Overlord" is both offensive and unnecessary, especially when requesting help during an emergency. That’s all for now! Please return to your stations, buckle up, and, for the love of all things intergalactic, stop pressing random buttons!

welcome to the starship, explorer! ready for takeoff?

⋆⭒˚.⋆ Hi there! I'm absentlyhere but you can also call me absent, welcome to my little corner of the internet! I spend most of my time on the internet and finally decided to make myself my own home away from the corporate slop machines called social media. Websites rock! ⋆⭒˚.⋆

I like to surf the web and find cool stuff (though I'm pretty bad at it), so with my own personal site, I can share this love and content that's so underrated with others! Pass along what happened to me, you know? On here I'll also be sharing stuff I like (and hyper-fixate about) in general like movies, art, kpop, memes, cool websites, and other random stuff I'll probably think of later, so if you like any of that stuff feel free to stick around :D

And don't worry about the spaceship... it's mostly holding together

When I learn html to make this site better it's over for y'all

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